Coding Standards

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Blitz BASIC Coding Standards In A Nutshell

  • code good
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Word Wrap

Modern editors do a mediocrre job of displaying very long lines of text, and modern displays don't have sufficient resolution for displaying any more than 80 characters per line, even at 1024x768 resolution. You should definitely split an elegant single-line piece of code into *multiple* lines just for the sake of keeping the whole thing under 80 characters. It's especially bad if you don't take, say, a 100-character line and split it into more than two lines for the sake of keeping it under 80 characters in length. Just be sure to maintain Apple IIe with 80-column card compatibility.

Tabs vs. Spaces

There is no space between :green_heart: and @redacted, smh.

Comments

Here's why I think annotating your code for others is fucking stupid. Now, I'm not Jesus of Nazareth, so I don't need to be a fucking saint here, alright? If you can't understand what my hick Ohiobraskan ass is doing with my shitty C++ or lua code, do you deserve annotations or comments? No. Learn how to code from Linus or some other amateur nigger, not me. My e-girl who has her name in Alabama's #2 ABDL supporter's twitter bio (only the horny one tho, if we're gonna look on the bright side, here), gives good CSS lessons. But I'm not in the business of giving out C++, BASIC, or node.JS lessons, sorry.

Profanity

[Intro: Murder Mike & Du-Rag] Yeah, motherfucker Sup, nigga Gangsta Rap, nigga Nigga

[Verse 1: Du-Rag & Murder Mike] Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga I'm one-hundred-percent nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga I'm two-hundred-percent nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why do police hate niggas? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you call yourself a nigga? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you drink so much beer? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga I don't drink beer; I drink malt liquor

[Refrain: Murder Mike] 'Cause I'm a nigga! I'm a motherfuckin nigga, man, I ain't all that African-American shit Fuck that I'm a nigga, I ain't mixed, I'm a nigga N...-I-G-G-A Nigga, you already know

[Verse 2] Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you eat so much chicken? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why won't you make it in my kitchen? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you call them hoes bitches? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga 'Cause them hoes is bitches! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you stay in the hood? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga 'Cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you ain’t got no job? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Seven dollars an hour won't feed my dog Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why yo' pants gotta sag? Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga 'Cause hand-me-downs is all a nigga had Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga Why you scared to go to court? Shit, 'cause the judge look just like that motherfucker that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga

[Outro] Mama Rag is a nigga Durag is a nigga Ballistics is a nigga And I'm Uretha's nigga Nigga